Archive for April, 2009

Late Night Ruminations: Tax Night

April 15, 2009

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I had to get my tax returns done early this year, back in February. Farc completed my return for me. And as always, he sent them to me via email in a password-protected PDF file.

For three months, my taxes have been done. Waiting. Sitting in my Inbox.

So why, why, WHY, on April 15th at 11:00PM, was I speeding down Route 280, trying to make it to the post office by midnight?

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Journalism 101: Tax Time!

April 15, 2009

Reporter

I started freelancing in ’98.

When tax time came around, I did what I had done since my first job at the East Orange Public Library. I gathered up my paperwork and gave it to my mom. She and my dad had an accountant who came each year around the same time. And for years, he did my return for a small fee that my parents paid for me.

Then I moved out of my parents home. And soon, taxes were one of those Things That Grownups Did. You know. Like, laundry and food shopping.

In 2000, I didn’t file at all. The 1099 forms that came in the mail from the magazines I wrote for scared me. There were no taxes taken out! What did that mean? How much did I owe the government? How much would I have to pay to get the return done?

I did what I usually do in these situations:

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Late Nite Ruminations: Burger King Spongebob Commercial

April 14, 2009

Is this a commercial for a KID’s MEAL?!  What in the hell? And is that Sir Mix-A-Lot making a cameo at the end, saying bootie is bootie?!

This is so wrong. On so many levels. These fools even have the nerve to have a full-length video version of this song.

I need answers. Who greenlit this? This. is. wrong.

For the record: I’m more offended by the square booties in this commercial, for a kid’s meal, then anything I ever saw in KING magazine.

Journalism 101: How do I find an editor?

April 13, 2009

Reporter

From my InBox:

Hi Aliya!  I searched the web for XYZ’s email address and it came back to me unanswered.  I then searched for the managing editor’s address and sent her my pitch.  However, I didn’t hear back from her and I’m not quite sure if it was the correct address or if I should have sent it to her in the first place.

I was wondering if it was possible you could point me in the right direction to getting editors’ email addresses?

Thanks,

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It’s a common refrain. You’ve got the perfect pitch. You’ve done your research. You know it’s appropriate for the magazine. And you know the right editor to pitch it to.

Now how the heck do you get into the editor’s inbox?

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A picture…

April 9, 2009

…says a thousand words.

April 1, 2009, 10 Downing Street, London. credit: Toby Melville/Reuters

April 1, 2009, 10 Downing Street, London. credit: Toby Melville/Reuters