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Eat Better Forever: Volume 1

March 13, 2009
This burger, (a real menu item at Mel's Country Cafe in Tomball, Texas) consists of five pounds of beef, one pound of bacon and a quarter pound of cheese. This would not be on the menu for Eating Better Forever.

This burger, (a real menu item at Mel's Country Cafe in Tomball, Texas) consists of five pounds of beef, one pound of bacon and a quarter pound of cheese. This would not be on the menu for Eating Better Forever.

If you’ll recall, I’ve been looking to drop a bit of poundage. Nothing radical. I’m just trying to skim about ten to fifteen pounds off my frame.

Thing is, I want it off permanently.

I’ve been losing (and gaining back) the same 15 pounds since I was a senior in college.

At 35, I want to set a goal weight and then actually maintain it. I want to Eat Better Forever.

I know that as I get older, a pound or two might stick around from year to year. Considering that, I’d like to march into middle age at a comfortable weight, leaving a little wiggle room for the inevitable.

It’s been a week or so. I haven’t had ice cream in bed while watching Will and Grace. I haven’t had ice cream at all.

I’ve made it my business to make my lunch in the morning: a turkey sandwich and plenty of snacks to get through the day. And I’m trying to do better about drinking plenty of water.

Sidebar: I hate the taste of water. I always have. We have a Poland Spring dispenser in the kitchen. So I have no excuse for not drinking plenty of water. A few days ago, I bought a box of these joints…

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I threw a few packets in my desk at the office, put some in my glove compartment and put the rest in my kitchen. Instantly, I doubled my water intake. The lemonade satisfies my sweet tooth with like, five calories. Yum!

Except not.

Two days after I started my Crystal Light project, (keeping in mind that I only had one packet  a day), I had a horrible, dull headache that would not go away. I’d take three Tylenol. And it would lessen but not disappear. A few hours later, the headache was back with a vengeance.

I Googled “crystal light” and “headache” and got 20,000 hits. The aspartame in the drink seems to cause massive headaches for many people. I shudder to think what this poison is doing to me if it affects me this way.

I’m now squeezing lemon and a drop of agave nectar in my water bottle. Damn that Crystal Light mess. Stay away!

Here’s what I do recommend if you’ve got a taste for junk food but don’t want to junk up your body…

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The End Of The Biggie Belt Saga

March 9, 2009

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If you followed the saga of the Biggie belt, then you know I’m a bit of a geek about the whole thing.

I want to find the belt.

Don’t even know why I’m obsessed over it. It’s silly, really.

So what? Big gave Riggs Morales a belt and told him to leave it hung up on a nail in the offices at The Source. And Riggs told me when I moved in. And I told Jermaine when he moved in. And Jermaine told Thomas when he moved in. And on. and on. and on.

The legend of the Biggie belt seems to end when The Source moved offices.

No one can remember if the belt was packed up and brought to the new office.

Honestly, I don’t believe that. I can’t imagine people packing up The Source and not making sure they knew exactly where the belt was. I firmly believe that someone took the belt either before The Source moved or while they were in the process.

At any rate. It’s gone.

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The Best Of…Volume One

March 6, 2009

Today, I’m straight biting off my friend Anslem Samuel.

He’s started running occasional best-of posts, recapping some of his more popular entries. (Actually, he said he was biting off me and my week in review posts) So I’m biting off his bite. Got that?

Here are my top five rated posts thus far in my blogging career. (Yeah, I know. It’s only been two months.)

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No Tea For The Fever…

March 3, 2009

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On October 30, 2006, I was in Los Angeles, writing  a story on Puffy for GIANT magazine. I was staying at The Standard in West Hollywood, a spot that’s supposed to be fancy but never feels that way to me. (There’s often a woman dressed in all white encased in glass behind the front desk. Livable art. Yawn)

Puff kept stalling. Editor had to keep tacking on more time to my stay. Day after day, waiting…

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Snow Day Quickie

March 2, 2009

Hey people!

Tog’s daycare is closed.

It’s a friggin’ blizzard out there.

Tog keeps running to the windows and screaming It’s SNOWING! in my ear.

I gotta shovel. And put ice down. And yeah. All that stuff.

Forgive me for not throwing up one of my insanely long, thoroughly researched posts…

But before I go… this blizzard has me wondering about our First Lady…

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